Well, it's later, but I cannot find those comics.
To sum it up, Dean, one of the main characters, gets a gold ring for Valentine's day. He hears weird noises and suddenly Gandalf appears and thinking Dean is Frodo, tells him that the ring must be destroyed and so on. Dean gathers some of his friends to go on the quest with him.
It ends in Mount Doom where Dean and his friend, Heart, push the frog-boy (Gollum)into the volcanoe. Dean gets all excited, "you did it! You destroyed the ring of the dark lord Sauron!"
But Heart replies, "Get real goofus! I kept the ring for ME!! The days of MEN are at an END... Witness as I herald the NEW AGE OF WOMEN! GIRL POWER!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Then in the next frame: Poof! and Dean is sitting up in bed with a copy of LotR on his lap and says, "truth is stranger than fiction"
Okay, so it was a long summary.
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I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago,
And people who will see a world that I shall never know.
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