Wanted:
Malcontents of Arda for recruitment to Army of Darkness. Unparalleled potential for career growth and job satisfaction. No prior world-taking-over skills required; you will receive on-the-job training. Please apply, on a postcard to:
"There's No Eye in Team Sauron!"
Mount Doom Televisual Enterprises
Peter Jackson Street, Mordor.
Feel free to give us a Ring.
Additionally, Shelob of MDTV's syndicate partner Ungoliant Enterprises seeks Webmasters to expand her Web presence.
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