Wanted: One articulate but depraved individual to act as spokesman for disembodied Maia. No names please; there is no "me" in Mordor. You will be provided with a title.
Send résumé to:
Dark Lord Enterprises
c/o the Lidless Eye
666 Dark Tower
Lugburtz, Mordor
Or e-mail us at:
wheretheshadowslie@darklord.eye
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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