Wanted: experienced, reliable ranger to guard spacious and comfortable land. Choice of areas in Ithilien or Gondor. Skill with bow and sword necessary. Dead brother optional.
Apply to Denethor, PO Box 1, Gondor.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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