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Meela · 12-06-2002, 02:31 PM

Gollum: is it shiny? is it Mr. Sheen?

(god knows why i wrote that...)

Pippin: it comes in teaspoonfuls? im getting one!

Elrond: who will tie this shoelace for me?

Gandalf: three whisks for the culinary kings under the ceiling, seven for the kitchen lords in their halls of herbs, nine for the restauranteurs doomed to watch delia smith, one for the cake lord on his marzipan throne, in the land of cookery where the ovens lie. one whisk to mix them all, one whisk to blend them. one whisk to shake them all, and in the bowl grind them. In the land of ookery where the ovens lie.

(i know, its terrible... i just liked the idea of the nazgul wearing aprons and calling themselves culinary lords...)

12-06-2002, 02:31 PM	#27
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gollum: is it shiny? is it Mr. Sheen? (god knows why i wrote that...) Pippin: it comes in teaspoonfuls? im getting one! Elrond: who will tie this shoelace for me? Gandalf: three whisks for the culinary kings under the ceiling, seven for the kitchen lords in their halls of herbs, nine for the restauranteurs doomed to watch delia smith, one for the cake lord on his marzipan throne, in the land of cookery where the ovens lie. one whisk to mix them all, one whisk to blend them. one whisk to shake them all, and in the bowl grind them. In the land of ookery where the ovens lie. (i know, its terrible... i just liked the idea of the nazgul wearing aprons and calling themselves culinary lords...) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.