Gollom: Is it a drunken monkey ? Is it a drunken munkey?
Merry: That hansome guy was looking for a date.Frodo? Maybe you should go talk to him.
Pippin: It comes in right now? I'm tell it to go away i'm reading a book.
Gandalf: Do not look in the books of wizards, for they are pervertit and quck to get discusted by.
Elrond: Who will eat this pizza? I'm stuffed. Damn pepperony's
Gandalf: Three Bami Pangang for the elven kings under the calender, Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of eat-as-mutch-pizza-as-you-can, Nine for me cause im famished and doomed to eat your discuting food, One for the chineze Lord on his weird and funny looking throne, in the land of well uhm China duh, where the the Bami is eaten regulary.
One peace of meat to feed them all, One peace to poisen them, car to them all, and in the in the trash to dump them. In the land of (I will not tell cause murder is still elegal) , where the great wall of China stands.(oops that last thing didn't come out well)
And now for extra plesure a riddle:
Where are the elves, dwarves and the Chineze lord's bodies hidden?
(THe answer will be posted here soon)
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