Elrond: linen merchants from distant lands, designers of old, you have been summoned here to help me create a new set of clothes.
My wardrobe stands upon the brink of destruction. Only this gown i stand in before you can escape it. Each clothes store is bound to this fate, this one fashion disaster.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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