it was sellotape that stayed bilbo's hand. i told him time and time again to fix that sword properly, but would he listen? noooo... and look at what happened! the ring getting entangled in the tape... the sword getting stuck to bilbo's trousers... yes, frodo. a lot of things would have been different if only bilbo had used gum.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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