Menwhile...back in the madhouse...er...i mean...therapy session...
Faramir: *bursting in* EOWYN!!! *sees her face is turning blue* Oh for God's sake let go of your breath!
Eowyn: *puts hands on hips and looks at him stubbornly*
Faramir: Hey...anyone wanna help me out here?
*looks at Aragorn who is...uh...well let's just say busy...and then looks at Q*
Q: Uh...well...what do you want me to do?
Faramir: Make her breathe!
Q: I can't do that! Do I look like a paramedic to you? All I can do is give you a diagnosis as to why she's not breathing...
Faramir: Then do that goddamnit! She's my wife and I don't want her dying!
Q: And why is it that you don't want her to die?
Faramir: *violins start playing in background* Because I love her! She's my other half...my soul mate...my...*is cut off because Eowyn has decided to breathe again and has pounced on Faramir and started kissing him*
Q: *looks around at both couples* Well...I think we've resolved this issue....*looks at Aragorn&Arwen* Oh alright you two...get a room for God's sake...
---Well this therapy session has come to a close...just one more success in the name of Middle Earth shrinks everywhere...but after Q had gotten the two happy couples out of his office (and into bed [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) his door creaked open, and in stepped...----
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Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
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