Insurance agent - "Yes, of course that'sss covered, precioussss - hmmm, iss it juicy? Iss it scrumptiously crunchable?"
Insurance adjuster - "No, that'ss not covered preciouss. No, my love. P'rapss we chats about this a bitsy, yess? If you win, you getss the settlement, yess. If we winss...we EATS you!"
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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