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Old 02-28-2003, 03:02 AM   #58
Lyra Greenleaf
The Diaphanous Dryad
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path
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Lyra Greenleaf has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

how about cry me a river, by the wonderful Justin?

Justin Timberlake
Cry Me A River

Gollum: You were my own
You were my precious
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And fell off my hand
But I bet you didn't think that Hobbit would pick you up, no

You don't have to say, what you did,
I already know, I guessed it myself
now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
unless I get you from the Master

You know that I love you
Why did you leave me, all alone?
Now you know that I’ll get you
For my own

Sméagol: No I refuse, master’s our friend
I’m not gonna steal
Gollum: Why won’t you learn,
now it's your turn
To kill,
kill me that Hobbit
Kill me that Hobbit
Kill me that Hobbit
Get back the precious, yea yea

I know that you say you want to go back to your master
But it wasn’t like I wasn’t good to you and you know it (don’t act like you don’t know it)
Cos I only want to have you back and keep you with me
Cos living without my precious now is gonna kill me

You don't have to say, what you did,
I already know, I guessed it myself
now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
unless I get you from the Master

You know that I love you
Why did you leave me, all alone?
Now you know that I’ll get you
For my own

Sméagol: No I refuse, master’s our friend
I’m not gonna steal
Gollum: Why won’t you learn,
now it's your turn
To kill,
kill me that Hobbit
Kill me that Hobbit
Kill me that Hobbit
Get back the precious, yea yea

Oh (Oh) the precious is lost, we curse that Baggins
Oh (Oh) the precious is lost, we curse that Baggins
Oh (Oh) the precious is lost, we curse that Baggins
Oh (Oh) the precious is lost, we curse that Baggins

You don't have to say, what you did,
I already know, I guessed it myself
now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
unless I get you from the Master

Kill me that Hobbit (You could just strangle him)
Kill me that Hobbit (Or you could smother him)
Kill me that Hobbit (Stab out his eyeses)
Kill me that Hobbit, yea yea

Kill me that Hobbit (You could just strangle him)
Kill me that Hobbit (Or you could smother him)
Kill me that Hobbit (Stab out his eyeses)
Kill me that Hobbit, yea yea

Kill me that Hobbit
Kill me that Hobbit (Oh)
Kill me that Hobbit (Oh)
Kill me that Hobbit (Oh)
Kill me that Hobbit…………………………etc.
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