Okay, I just thought of this one while I was watching Sailor Moon. Hey, I'm sick and there's nothing on! *shifty eyes*
Sing this to the tune of the Sailor Moon theme song:
Fighting evil by moonlight
Acting kingly by daylight
Never running from an Uruk-hai!
He is the one named Elessar!
He will never turn his back on his friends,
He is always there to defend
He is the one on whom Frodo depends!
He is the one named Elessar!
{musical interlude...la la la la}
Fighting evil by moonlight
Acting kingly by daylight
Never running from an Uruk-hai!
He is the one named Elessar!
His friends are Legolas!
And Gimli the Dwarf!
And Gandalf the White!
And the Rohirrim!
Seeking his kingship of Gondor!
He is the one named Elessar!
He is the one named Elessar!
He is the one--Elessar!
I had a bit of trouble with the second-last section...yes i am extremely bored. How can you tell?
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"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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