hey i think I'll do Puddle of Mudd's "She hates me"
Found this ring thought it was grand
put it on and found out first hand
just as my second dinner was through
Gandalf said here's what we doooooo
the wole ring concept I cannot grip
I was in for a year long trip
this guy strider saved our skin
then he said he was the king of men
Oh yea, I hate it
just
I really hate it
ha ha ha hate
heres my charge
to go to mordor and find this mountain
and cast it away
Way back when the white tree was in flower
and the dark lord was still in power
these guys from gondor and the elves got mad
found out the rings not just a passing fad
poor old gandalf died when he slipped
then ol' boromir finally flipped
then I started to realize
were getting folowed by big round eyes
that ring I hate it
just
I freakin hate it
ha ha ha hate
melt the ring
gollum ripped my finger off
now I'm short one la la la
thats my story as seen by me
hoped you liked it if so please tell me
now it's over and i'm really sad
man this song is really bad
oh that ring I hate it
la la la la
hope you ad fun reading this
comments wanted (good or bad)
preferably good
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