"Don't bite the hand that steals your precious" ~Smeagol should have listened to what his mother told him when he was little
"It's always darkest before the Witch King appears" ~Eomer's creation
"If you lie down with dogs you're a Rohirrim brat" ~ a favourite of Saruman
"Better to be safe than a curious hobbit" ~attributed to Gandalf
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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