LoL! "Go not to the Halflings for council..." That's too funny!
If you can't stand the heat, get out of Mount Doom.
A rolling palantir gathers no moss.
A watched Pippin never throws stones.
If life gives you conies, make stew!
A Ring in the hand is worth two in the dragon's lair.
And of course, what M-e Proverbs list would be complete without:
Never laugh at live dragons!
Aye, advice to take to heart. Mind you listen, kiddos!
~*~Orual~*~
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"Oh, my god! I care so little, I almost passed out!" --Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"
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