[purplefluffychainsaw]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF!!!! I AM A HOBBIT I SWEAR!!! Okay I have several points to prove it:
a) I am 3"6
b)My name is Elanor G and I have long blonde hair (So wot if it's not gamgee. The first two letters are right and it's the right amount of letters to.) Acctually I've ginger hair at the moment (Dunken moment) but it's none permanate so on Monday it's back to my blonde self
c) I'm Deslexic (See I can't even spell that) Eg. I have word difficultys
d) I trod on a pice of glass yesterday and didn't notice (Yes I was in bare feet) because it didn't even pirce the oles ofmy feet.
e) I have 6 pairs of short trousers in my wardrobe (Oh the shame)
f) I live in a Hobbity village
g)Two of my numerous nicknames are SAM and El Hobbity one / the Hobbity one
h)I'm fat
See. I TOLD you I was a Hobbit [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]