To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in my pocket.
To Treebeard: Say, have we run out of firewood?
To Galadriel: WOW! Nice bird bath!
To Legolas: Oh dear. We have run out of tights.
To Legolas:MMMM, nice Lembas bread! Say, do you have any marmite to go with this?
To Aragorn (trying to recover after Boromirs death): We haven't had food for days! Its like im DYING! Ah, my feet are KILLING me! Luckly our path only goes DEAD straight!(sobs of Aragorn).
To Gimli: Oooo, that gap looks long. Looks like we have to toss you over.
To Frodo: Fool! Thats a wedding ring!
To Pippin: Oh dear, Second Breakfast has been banned.
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog
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