LOL! Funny!
Frodo you pansy! Stop being such a coward and get a life! And stop stroking that ring, you're making me sick!
Hey, Gandalf? Can you do some REAL magic?
Psst...Elrond...I think you mistook Arwen's tiara for your crown.
S'all for now.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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