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GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-03-2003, 08:52 PM

I can't think of a funny one with this right now, but I'd be interested to see what you could come up with up: Gimli's grandpa's name is Groin. Now that's nasty. My humor is always either really twisted, or kindergarden level. I'll give it a try though.
Nazgul (only people who have read the bad Russian translation of LotR, there's two, one's bad, might get this. But then, they probably won't think it's funny.) Seriously, "Sumnicksssss.......Shire...." sounds so crummy. The new thing is Baggins, didn't you hear?
To Butterbur- now, send out this letter for me, but I will be back in a week to personally will be checking that it has been sent.
To Gollum- Oh my god! Fish are so out! Get some lembas...it's the urge....for lembas!
To Rosie- You know, Sam is only using you as a cover for somebody special...

03-03-2003, 08:52 PM	#60
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	I can't think of a funny one with this right now, but I'd be interested to see what you could come up with up: Gimli's grandpa's name is Groin. Now that's nasty. My humor is always either really twisted, or kindergarden level. I'll give it a try though. Nazgul (only people who have read the bad Russian translation of LotR, there's two, one's bad, might get this. But then, they probably won't think it's funny.) Seriously, "Sumnicksssss.......Shire...." sounds so crummy. The new thing is Baggins, didn't you hear? To Butterbur- now, send out this letter for me, but I will be back in a week to personally will be checking that it has been sent. To Gollum- Oh my god! Fish are so out! Get some lembas...it's the urge....for lembas! To Rosie- You know, Sam is only using you as a cover for somebody special... __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."