Hey, Denethor, I'd like you to meet the Minas Tirith counsellor.
Here, Denethor, have a box of matches!
To Haldir: Ha! You're gonna die!!
Hey, Aragorn, you do know you're not the real Isildur's Heir, right?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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