Gollum: Gollum, let it go. The precious is crud. It's sort of stupid, if you think about it.
Eru: Don't you just hate music?
Legolas: Bad news, Legs. Haldir's the new you.
Grima: Can you not grow eyebrows? I've always wondered...
Glorfindel: Hey, d'you wanna here a dumb blonde joke I just heard?
Galadriel: Um... about the stain on your mirror... well my parrot really likes birdbaths and...
Haradrim and Mumakil: Hey, look, carnies!
Treebeard: Look at this great table! I just ordered it from JC Penny's, solid wood and everything!
Not too hilarious, but passable.
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