To Boromir: Come on! It's only a flesh wound. Get up and fight like a man!
My you're looking Sharpe today Boromir. Is that an Arrow shirt you're wearing?
So Gandalf, it's great that Frodo destroyed the ring and all, but what am I going to do with the other six I have just like it at home?
Gimli! That's not face cream, it's NAIR!
Aragorn, you know that old story about how Sauron broke your sword? Ah, well, they're not exactly true. Actually, Gimli tried to shave with it.
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Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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