HAHAHAHA!! Some of those are really funny!!
To Treebeard: You know those cute hobbits? Yeah, well, they really just want to chop you and your friends down.
To Legolas: Your hair is on fire.
To Saruman: *eats Saruman and chews on him happily, and then spits him out* Oh, you're the real Saruman....I thought you were Saru-gum...(for more info, please visit
here ...some day, I will get very rich off Saru-gum, and then I shall force Saruman to become my personal Saru-gum mascot and wear a pink costume.......mwahahahahaha!!)
(the rest of the Fellowship hears me, and they start grabbing bits of Saruman and eating him. The end. I've had too much sugar today.)
To the Nazgul: You're so cuuuuute!! I want you for a pet!! (Nazgul looks very scared, and backs away slowly)
Pippin & Merry: Have you heard that all the mushrooms in the world dissapeared?
Galadriel: You know that little bird bath thing of yours? Well, um, it kind of broke when I was testing my bomb in there...