To Galadriel:
That was a mirror?! I thought it was a erm...uh... toilet.
To Celeborn:
Gimli's hitting on your wife.
To Feanor:
Your head's gonna pop from being super inflated.
To Legolas:
Don't try so hard to look at far away distances coz your eyes meet when you overdo it.
To Luthien:
Snow White is prettier than you.
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"The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one; Yet the light of a bright world dies when day is done. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done."-- F.W. Bourdillon
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