Uncanny! I was just thinking about this thread, and how embarressed I was when I realized it was a "duplicate" thread. So thanks Mintyztwin and Nevfeniel for posting, but you should probably go do it in the original thread
here. It's in the Books (I know, that's what I thought...what is a jocular thread doing in Books????)
There are some Monty Python ones there already, so you might want to scan for them before making your post, Nev.