Hey, ho! To the message I go!
Gollum and Sam hugging and becoming best friends
Sauron deciding not to enslave the world and turning Mt. Doom into a bakery
Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gollum
Gandalf and the Balrog giggling to themselves while they pig out on food while watching a football game because the Fellowship thinks Gandalf is dead
Pippin refusing a pint of ale
Sam divorcing Rosie
Bill kicking and biting Sam
Gollum getting a makeover [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
BWA HA HA!! tis all
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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