Gollum: Singing "Sunshine Lollypops and Rainbows..."
The Nazgul: Trying out suntan oil
Smaug: Giving away his treasure to raise money for Lake Town...
Arwen: Hitting on Sam
Elrond: Rummaging through Arwens wardrobe...
Merry and Pip: Modeling platform shoes
Gimli: Tucking into a nice Veggie Burger...
Gandalf: Having a drunken fumble with Bilbo(cheers SAM!)
Turin: Throwing a fancy dress party
Sauron: Having a snuggle with the girlfriend
Aragorn: Asking Legolas to teach him to nance....
Arwen: Dying her hair
Eowyn: Forgetting how to ride
The witch king: Swapping his steeds for fuzzy bunnies...
Arwen: Agreeing to lend Glorfindel her purple dress
Elrond: Organising the weekly Matrix fans anonymous meeting....
Morgoth: Deciding he cant be bothered with evil, and handing out flowers to little woodland creatures....
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(Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...
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