[Nimrothiel]

Hee hee, you guys are good! How about this:

Peter Jackson: Reading the whole trilogy of LotR and actually ENJOYING it.

Gollum: Selling the One Ring to Bilbo for Sting and a fish.

Gimli: Gazing adoringly at a picture of Galadriel posted on his bedroom wall.

Aragorn and Eowyn: Snuggling up to each other in front of a fire with a bottle of champange.

Gandalf: Attending a Chain-smokers Anonymus self-help group.

Arwen: Throwing darts at a picture of Aragorn.

Elrond: Posing in front of his bedroom mirror in sunglasses and a trenchcoat.

Sam: Mowing down a field of wildflowers.

Gimli: Watching Titanic and sobbing his heart out.

Legolas: Losing in an archery contest to Pippin.

Any Hobbit: Turning down a life-time supply of mushrooms.

That's all for now, my brain hurts. It's actually rather hard to think up all of these funny sayings for those of you who weren't aware.