Can we at least ATTEMPT to keep this PG rated, everyone?
Legolas: Forgetting to shower for a few days.
Sam: Going out with the fellas and getting hammered, eventually letting Mr. Frodo out of his sight.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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