Denethor- Doing fiddler on the roof whilst being burned to death
Legolas- Getting his pretty hair all tangly
Balrog- sipping egg nog and singing christmas carols with a cave troll.
Shadowfax- Running to catch the EL train in time to see "Spirit" in the shire theatre
Dernhelm- standing up to pee.:P
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Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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