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Old 10-06-2002, 01:06 PM   #8
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Forgive me, I'm doing it again, but I've had this scene running through my mind since yesterday and I'll go insane if I don't type it out:

At the Ford of Bruinen, the Nazgūl hisses: "Give us the halfling, she-elf!"

Arwen sings: "Whaaaat would you want with a hobbit? Caaaaaan't you see that I'm much sweeter? IIIIII'm your little Sen-yor-eeter. Yooou are my type of guy! Let me straighten your tie, and I shall dance for you!"

(Sen-yor-eeter = Seńorita)
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