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I anticipate no-one getting this.
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That's where you're wrong, although the idea of Richard E. Grant as Merry is peculiar to say the least.
Merry What's that? Soup? How come I don't get soup?
Pippin It's coffee
Merry Well why don't you drink it out of a cup like any normal human being?
Pippin Why don't you wash up once in a while like any normal human being?
Or there's this cult tie-in:
Sauron I corrupted the first rings in this damn' city. Before I knew it every punk fallen Ainu was starting to imitate me. Do you know what they've got now? Fall of Númenor greeting cards. Isn't that precious?
Ya see, that's what's been bothering me, boys: the idea has become the institution. Time to move on.
Nazgul #1 You mean you don't want us to do Light My Fire time for the whole Shire?
Sauron I mean I want to create an evil so big that the Valar will notice us again! I want you Nazgûl to be able to look me in the eye one more time and say "Are we havin' fun or what?"! You? What's your name? Gollum? Do you feel that?
Gollum I feel like a little worm on a big hook.
Sauron (mimics) "I feel like a little worm on a big hook". Well, boy: your momma must be real proud of you.