* a Cloaked Guest enters, wreathed in the aromatic smoke of Longbottom Leaf *
Hail
The Fifth:
Happy Birthday to my favorite wraith! So tell me, what sort of mathoms do Ring Wraiths give out on their birthday? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Ponder it well, and meanwhile you can listen to a little song I've penned in your honor:
Happy Birthday to you
Though you're undead it's true
With your years stretched and thinning
All because of a ring.
Happy Birthday dear Fifth
Through long ages you drift
As a dark spooky horseman
Noisesome screeches you lift.
Happy Birthday wraith-foe
Safe to Mordor now go
On your birthday, you I won't slay
Though Glamdring bright glow.
... and of course, here are your birthday fireworks:
* bows, extends hand for a friendly handshake *
Gandalf the Grey