Saruman filing a law sute against the ents...
a) For flooding b) for the "relocating" of an entire forest in the course on one night.
"Saruman: NA NA NA NA NA!! BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW I HAD FLOOD INSURANCE!!!"
Gandalf & dwarves for plotting against Bilbo and his Removal from the shire.
Galndalf: cruelty to minorities (Pippin)
Cave-Troll: atemptive murder
Shelob: attemptive murder
sauron & co: attempted murder
(geeze! i think Frodo was the most wanted dude in all middle earth.... that ring must've been REALLY priceless!)
Gandalf and Frodo for plot against Bilbo to get the ring.
ok! that's all i'll bore you with!.......... for now [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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`Merry';)
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