Grima: Eowyn, m'dear, why do you hate me? Is it the fact I have no eyebrows? Or that I have a green face? Or my oily hair? No, that can't be it...Aragorn's hair is oilier. But, would you refuse an invite to Shire-o'-Love Cafe?
Frodo: The bells of love Ring.
Legolas: I love you more than anything (except my hair)
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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