Leaving Rivendell:
All: oh no, I broke a nail!!
The fellowship stays in Rivendell, too scared for their nails to worry about the ring.
what if Sauron was female?
"Hey, you stole from my jewellery box!
*slap, slap*
Saurona breaks a nail, Isilda gets to keep the ring as Saurona is too busy crying to notice it.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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