Dear CEO Sauron,
I represent the esteemed BAMF Circus of Middle-Earth, and I would like to (permanently, if possible) move my circus into your park.
My circus features everything, from Mumikal shows, to Balrog tamers, to trapezing blue demons. If you are interested, feel free to contact me, and if anyone else with any special talent is interested in joining my circus, please send notice to me (I live with Mr. Smeagol).
Sincerely,
A certain Blue Elf
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