A dark figure rides up on a horse to the entrance of The Magical Land of Mordor. The cloaked figure drops a CD into the drop-slot.
It reads: "Legolas's dance mix, 101 disco songs picked by self-proclaimed prettiest elf in Middle Earth..."
Insane evil laughing is heard and a voice chanting,"I'm the prettiest!" As the figure rides into the distance...
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Be spontaneous. Combust.
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