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Sadbh · 01-01-2003, 11:03 PM

CEO Sauron,

We at the S.O.N are grateful for your acceptance to these amendments. However,we must express our concern with the mumaks. Specifcly, in our last letter, we beseached you to please make sure no one shoots arrows in the eyes of the mumakil.

Two twins from Rohan were recently squashed in an attempt to blind and confuse the mumakil. Their country, I've heard, is putting up a very firm law suit in response to this blithering prank. They also have started questioning the content of your mumakil burgers, and have raised the question of the possible theft and consumation of horses in the theme park. (A young couple recently filed a complaint, claiming their horse's were stolen and that one of their burgers had a pinto color.)

Please excuse this, but just thought you might want to know, you know. Incase of a court hearing, we can recommend a very good law firm, the D.A.O.N (Defense Attornies of Nurn.) Thank you for your time, once more.

The S.O.N

01-01-2003, 11:03 PM	#37
Sadbh Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 67	CEO Sauron, We at the S.O.N are grateful for your acceptance to these amendments. However,we must express our concern with the mumaks. Specifcly, in our last letter, we beseached you to please make sure no one shoots arrows in the eyes of the mumakil. Two twins from Rohan were recently squashed in an attempt to blind and confuse the mumakil. Their country, I've heard, is putting up a very firm law suit in response to this blithering prank. They also have started questioning the content of your mumakil burgers, and have raised the question of the possible theft and consumation of horses in the theme park. (A young couple recently filed a complaint, claiming their horse's were stolen and that one of their burgers had a pinto color.) Please excuse this, but just thought you might want to know, you know. Incase of a court hearing, we can recommend a very good law firm, the D.A.O.N (Defense Attornies of Nurn.) Thank you for your time, once more. The S.O.N __________________ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we take the Standerdized Tests.