[Sadbh]

To CEO Sauron;

We, um, er at the SON (Slaves of Nurn) Convention decided that we erm, do not like working conditions. Rebuilding Barad Dur is one thing, but building a major theme park is quite another. We will go on strike and lodge a formal complaint at the Middle Earth Bureau of Human, Ent, Orc, Dwarf, Elf, Balrog, Uruk-hai, Maiar, and Hobbit Affairs if you do not er, meet our conditions.

1. We want one week paid vacation. Really. This Mountain of Doom thing is H*** on our complexions. Maybe some nice beachy spot would be nice, somewhere maybe like Dol Amroth? Grey Havens? Whatever...

2. We would like cash, money, coins whatever you want to call it. It's not very nice to make an entire race slaves for what, a hundred, er a, well lots and lots of years.

3. We would like to work in the park instead of working on the park. We aren't even ruddy mechanics! Also, I think Mumakil rides would be a lovely addition to the kiddy section, don't you? (Oh, just make sure nobody's shooting arrows in their eyes. Could result in a nasty mess, that.) Also, we Haradrim make excellent coffee. I'll send over a sample for the mouth of Sauron, or er, wait you don't have a stomach.

Thank you for taking the time to consider our offer. Ever so much obliged.

Signed,

The S.O.N
Nobody to smite in particular, you know, I mean, just er someone...

[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ]