Dark Lord Enterprises
Dear Sir:
It has come to the attention of my associates that you have built a theme park, and that you are staffing said park, with a great deal of non-union labor.
It seems, as well, that you might not have the proper permits and that you may have obtained your materials from the 'wrong' sources.
We understand,what with you being Dark Lord and all, how such things might happen.
In order to streamline things and save us all from a lot of headaches, you should,maybe, leave a large bag of cash by the the back entrance to Moria at your earliest convenience. You've got a real nice thing going and it would be a shame if something should happen to it. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Gilbo
Assistant Wiseguy
Gaffer Services
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