[good idea at the time]

My Very Dear Lindril Arvilya:

You wouldn't happen to know anything about a pretty gold ring, now would you? Just curious. That's all. Would any of your friends have one? It's just that rings are a hobby of mine, and, well, right, back to your job.

I believe we have an opening for you on our brand new show, "The Fall of Numenor." It's a musical and will also utilize your talent for boating.

Thank you very much for your application.

-The Misunderstood Lord Sauron