*tries to reach the bell on the desk*
Excuse me, sir? Pardon me, yes, just lean over a little more... yes, down here....
I'm here for my interview. Lindril Arvilya... yes, Elven name, no, it was a joke at the time... my parents.... yes, quite clever.... keeping up with the times and so on... oh no sir I'm not an Elf myself, no sir Hobbit is good enough for me... well... halfling if you like... that's fine, yes.
Here's my resume. *hands it up to the desk* Yes sir, performing arts. Won second place in a Shire "Battle of the Bands" last spring. Oh yes, I can dance as well...
Boat experience? Well, I do live near the Brandywine.... no sir, it's a river... well, not personally, but severa of my second cousins have Tooks on their mother's side, and it does show.... well I suppose I could pick up the knack for it, I've no real aversion to sailing.
No openings for Hobbit acts on stage currently? Well... I could reapply later, couldn't I? I could get along fine with a boating... sailing... thing. Oh, a sort of "gondolier" job, hmmm? Singing and sailing... doesn't sound too bad to me...
You'll give me a call? Oh excellent sir... no I'm staying in Rohan currently... long way to walk for an interview, hahaha...
Very nice to meet you sir, oh yes indeed! *bows her way out*
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