To: Lord Sauron, CEO Middle Earth Enterprises
Thank you for your generous offer - we look forward to doing business with you. I am sending this letter back with the Witch King, along with my set-up crew and necessary supplies. We should be up and running within a week, after which I will send my first shift of twenty thousand employees.
Our employees and staff seem to have taken quite a liking to this Angmar fellow you sent with the message. Is there any chance that we could work with him in the future? Very likeable personality - you seem to know how to pick real 'go-getters' for your staff.
I was a bit concerned about his health, however. He seems to be a bit pale under the black outfit and I think he might have respiratory issues - always sniffing.
Your servant,
Harry Drim, Jr.
President, Southron Foods, Inc.
[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Bruce MacCulloch ]
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