To: Lord Sauron, CEO, Middle-Earth Enterprises
Our company recently had our annual Employee’s Day at Sauron’s Magical Land of Mordor, thanks to your new group discount program. I must say that I was very impressed with the professionalism of your staff (those fellows with the black robes – very snappy dressers) and the courtesy shown to us, as was the rest of our Corporate Board.
As the largest fast food chain in Middle-Earth, we have a company policy of always being on the lookout for new business opportunities. I certainly have noticed that your corporation seems to always keep an Eye out for the same. We would like to open a small restaurant in your park. We offer high quality Mumakil burgers and a wide variety of delicious treats, of which I am sure you are already aware.
Please let us know your terms of service and we will get back to you with our full offer after our Board has reviewed them.
Thank you for your time,
Harry Drim, Jr.
President, Southron Foods, Inc.
[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Bruce MacCulloch ]
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