[good idea at the time]

Dear Nienna Telmar:

Agreed and welcome aboard MiddleEarth Enterprises. I apologize for my lack of sensitivity regaurding the subject of boating. Of course we can find another group to pilot that ride. I even hear that some of the halflings may be good at this. We could even have them sing songs. What an original concept! A bunch of small people sing a cheerul and repetitive song whilst slow boats move about on a track!

How does this sound for a song?
(to the tune of "It's a Small World")

It's a Ring of Power
A Ring a fear
And it's not yours
It belongs right here
So it's time that you share
Cause we all are aware
That's it's Sauron's after all!

The Ring is Sauron's after all
The Ring is Sauron's after all
The Ring is Sauron's after all
It's his Ring of Power


And if it makes it any easier, rest assured there are few Noldorian elves left in Middle Earth and even fewer that will probably come to enjoy the Magical Land of Mordor. They simply can't let bygones be bygones. And I can't even send flyers to wherever dear Galadriel and her following are as their address is unlisted.

If you know of any other creatures in Middle Earth who are bright, creative, who work well in a team, and who are eager to NOT be on my bad side once the Ring is mine, and it will be, then please let them know that it would be an excellent idea to write in with their ideas. Being an elf, you of course are aware that creativity was not a strong point of my former employer. Morgoth was more the destructive sort. And since he traied me...well...alas...

-The Misunderstood Lord Sauron,
CEO of MiddleEarth Enterprises