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Nianna Telmnar · 12-27-2002, 04:27 PM

To the CEO of MiddleEarth Enterprises:

I have spoken with the rest of the Teleri and we agree to work in your park with the following stipulations.
1. Find someone ELSE to run the boat ride. (still a touchy subject around here)
2. Put Lembas on the menu.
3. 2 weeks of vacation a year (no sick days needed) so we can keep the grey heavens open for business.
4. We get unifoms of our own design. (no offense to you, of course, but elves just don't look good in black)
and finally
5. We will NOT share a bathroom with Orcs.(they tend to smell..)

Oh, and I talked to my cousin who knows the drummer for "The Cry of the Gull on the Shore". Unfortunately they are playing a wedding in Lothlorien that weekend, but recommends a promising new band from Mirkwood: "The Archer Five". Their drummer Legolas, is supposed to be amazing.

Looking forward to finally being noticed,
the Teleri Elves

P.S. If you still need groundskeeping staff you might try contacting Treebeard.

[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: Nianna Telmnar ]

12-27-2002, 04:27 PM	#5
Nianna Telmnar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 68	To the CEO of MiddleEarth Enterprises: I have spoken with the rest of the Teleri and we agree to work in your park with the following stipulations. 1. Find someone ELSE to run the boat ride. (still a touchy subject around here) 2. Put Lembas on the menu. 3. 2 weeks of vacation a year (no sick days needed) so we can keep the grey heavens open for business. 4. We get unifoms of our own design. (no offense to you, of course, but elves just don't look good in black) and finally 5. We will NOT share a bathroom with Orcs.(they tend to smell..) Oh, and I talked to my cousin who knows the drummer for "The Cry of the Gull on the Shore". Unfortunately they are playing a wedding in Lothlorien that weekend, but recommends a promising new band from Mirkwood: "The Archer Five". Their drummer Legolas, is supposed to be amazing. Looking forward to finally being noticed, the Teleri Elves P.S. If you still need groundskeeping staff you might try contacting Treebeard. [ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: Nianna Telmnar ] __________________ "Don't Panic."