*tram pulls into the Mordor theme park parking lot. an assembly of assorted beings climbs on. as the tram starts forward a cheery voice comes over the loudspeaker*
"Please keep all hands and arms inside the tram and seat all hobbits towards the center. Please make sure to remember you are parked in the "nazgul" lot. And remember, no smoking or eating of other passengers."
*entire speech is repeated in elvish and black speech*
Hail everyone! My name is Cindy and I'd like to welcome you to Sauron's Magical Mordor Theme Park! Right now we are celebreting our Grand Opening, so be sure to check out are Welcome parade of marching uruk-hi at 12, 1, 2, and our firework display over mt doom at dusk. We also have two on-running live shows here at Mordor: "The Ring Belongs to Me" and the musical "Saruman and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat". Also, a reminder that we at Mordor don't believe in violence or materialism so we ask that you store all weapons and um, jewelry (of any sort) in our trusty, completley secure E-Z Trap Lockers at the front gate.
*tram pulls to a stop at the front gate*
"Thanks for riding with me and have a wonderful day with our Dark Lord umm, Dark Lord's Theme Park"
*"Cindy" pulls her black hood furthur over her face and speeds off into the parking lot to pick up another load of vic...tourists* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
__________________
"Don't Panic."
|