Denethor: Let's go play catch or something, Faramir!
Bilbo: You know, I'll make Pippin write the book!
Elrond: Never before has anyone dared speak the tongue of Mordor in Imladris....could you do it again? It was pretty cool.
Sam: Hmmm....Rosie? Rosie who?
Frodo: Here, Boromir. I didn't like it anyway.
Arwen: (says something that has nothing to do with her pendent)
Aragorn: I can make myself invisible with this here Invisibility Cloak, but to do so WITHOUT one....now that is a rare gift.
Boromir: Ehhhh...let's go to Mordor!
Saruman: Gandalf, we can defeat the Dark Lord!
Gríma: You're RIGHT! I AM a traitor! HAHAHAHA!
Éowyn: Dammit, Aragorn! I hate you!
Pippin: Hey, Merry? You want so of this pipe-weed?
ANYONE: No.
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