SAURON: Why can't we be friends.
SARUMAN: You're right Gandalf.
LEGOLAS: No really, I'm gay.
ARWEN: I just had a thought.
ARAGRON: Stupid honor, stupid Arwen, stupid sword
ELROND: I have no clue, what was the question?
PIPPIN: The theory of relativity states . . .
SAM: Precioussssss
FRODO: God, Mordor's beautiful this time of year.
GANDALF: Well, ok I'll tell you every thing.
GIMLI: But I heard from Frodo, Gladriel thinks size didn't matter
CELEBORN: Get in the kitchen Gladriel
GLADRIEL: Yes, dear.
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Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM.
Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."
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